A Duck Joke

[louieann34]

Hi Everyone,

Here is a joke for you...Hope that I make you smile today!!!


A duck walks into a convenient store and asks, ” Do you sell any grapes here?”. The manager says, ” No, we don’t sell grapes.”

The next day the duck waddles into the store and asks, “Do you sell grapes here?”. The manager says, ” No, we don’t.”

The third day the duck meanders into the store and asks, “Do you sell grapes here?” The manager says, ” Look! If I told you once, I told you three times, we don't see grapes here! The next time you come in here asking for grapes, I am going to nail your webbed feet to the wall!”

The following day the duck enters the store and asks, ” Do you have any nails?” The manager says, ” No. We don’t sell nails here.”

The duck says, ” GOOD. Do you have any grapes?”

[sam]

hello louieann34, good one and thanks for posting , cuz its sure gonna bring some smile and laugh on the face of the members outhere .

take care,

thanks,
sam.